Why the hell anybody would want to know a myriad of ways in which to say they have to go to the bathroom is beyond me but here are just some ways you can say it. Some crazy stuff....research takes me down some deep dark crevices of the unabashed and spontaneous. LOL Do you have any to add to the list?
1. Gonna go pinch a loaf
2. I’m gonna go put out some fires
3. Going to the pisser
4. I have to go water the flowers.
5. I gotta go do the poop scoopin boogie
6. I feel the need to squeeze the lemon
7. I’m a few minutes away from fitting into my old wardrobe
8. I need to drain the dragon/lizard…
9. Gotta shoot some torpedo’s
10. I need to pay the water bill.
11. Gonna go drop some friends off at the lake
12. Have to make a stink pickle
13. I have to go do #1/#2
14. Heading to the conference room
15. Going to the powder room
16. Gonna sit on the throne for a bit
17. Throw another log on the fire
18. Going to the water closet
19. Dropping a deuce
20. Have to whizz
21. Gotta pay a visit to the thinking tank
22. I’m going to go feed the devil.
23. Going to the Loo
24. I have to hit the can
25. I need to go see a man about a horse
26. I gotta go make a deposit (with no return).
27. The turtle is poking his head out of the shell
28. I’m dropping the kids off at the pool
29. Going deep sea diving
30. I have to go answer the call of nature/nature’s calling
31. Gotta go make a stinky
32. Taking a steamer
33. I need to go to the john
34. Gonna go visit the little girl’s/men’s room
35. Gotta make a pit stop
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