It is with the saddest hear that I pass on the following. Please join me in remembering a great icon.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly-greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects,
including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Rasians, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Cap' Crunch. The grave was piled high with flours as long-time friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very “smart” cookie, waisting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he – even still, as a crusty old man – was considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end, it was though he would rise again, but alas he was no tart.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by the elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.